Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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