She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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