Whod you bang
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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