kristin has been a bad kristin
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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