Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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