Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I have fence marks all over my body
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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