Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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