I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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