I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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