Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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