Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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