I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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