I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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