you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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