You work out of a Hotel?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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