he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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