Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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