We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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