Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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