if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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