i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
i think i have herpe
just one?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
