He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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