plz talk dirty to me
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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