Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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