But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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