you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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