ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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