remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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