We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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