she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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