I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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