love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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