if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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