some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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