it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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