what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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