on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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