only if we run a train.
done.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
this is an emotional support booty call
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
