trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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