You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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