Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just blew my weed a kiss
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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