There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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