I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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