Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
