Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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