have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Where is the hickey?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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