So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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