so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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