Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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