butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
and she was petting her beer can
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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