Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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