fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Randomize