All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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