You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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