i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
