The maid of honor just puked.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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