Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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